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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a careful wolf?","punchline":"Aware wolf.","id":194}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give to a lemon in need?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":74}