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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees hum?","punchline":"Because they don't know the words.","id":343}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"I dropped a pear in my car this morning.","punchline":"You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.","id":57}
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{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
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